Early

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

-- common proverb, notably quoted in The Bridge on the River Kwai, The Shining, and Vonnegut's Jailbird

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Three things have happened to me so far this morning:

1.) I awoke from a very disturbing dream involving my sister, Jason Mraz, southern estates, a Chevrolet SUV, a murder-suicide, and myself.

2.) Because that weird dream woke me up at 5:30am and I couldn't get back to sleep, I wrote a play.

3.) I received Spam in my Gmail inbox: "Teen lesbians play with a dog's dick."